He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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