my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
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