try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
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