in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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