google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I wish there were birth control emojis
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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