This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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