So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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