I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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