Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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