Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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