but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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