the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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