Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Shitshow foam night was such a success
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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