So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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