i don't plan on having that self control this summer
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
