can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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