Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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