Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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