update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
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