So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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