TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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