I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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