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Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure

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(949): View more from California

my vag is so smooth its legendary

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(732): View more from New Jersey

no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck

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(209): View more from California

this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.

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(901): View more from Tennessee

She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.

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(416): View more from Toronto

i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face

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(240): View more from Maryland

I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.

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(205): View more from Alabama

If I die, sorry about rent.

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