I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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