sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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