Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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