If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I'm at about main and main street
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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