That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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