Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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