Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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