You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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