I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Randomize
