You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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