Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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