im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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