Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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