Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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