Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
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