How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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