Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
ugly people sure do ruin things
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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