Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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