Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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