This girl is more easily done than said...
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Randomize
