i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I wanna bring you to show and tell
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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