Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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