i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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