Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
she was so not down for the gang bang
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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