doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
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