I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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