Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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