i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Church boner. Awkwardddd
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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