...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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