It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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