Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
My orgasm happened in two different decades
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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