I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
do herpes really smell.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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