I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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